CIA Issues Posthumous Apology After New Evidence Clears Osama Bin Laden Of Involvement In 9/11 Attacks
Conceding that the association had mistakenly raced to judgment in light of an unfathomable disaster, CIA executive Gina Haspel issued an after death statement of regret Wednesday to the group of Osama receptacle Laden in light of new proof which decisively clears the previous Al Qaeda pioneer of any inclusion at all in the 9/11 assaults. “The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency extends its most sincere and heartfelt apologies not only to Mr. bin
“Our organization acted in haste and without full knowledge, and in doing so, took the life of a loving husband, father, businessman, and highly effective community organizer. We understand there is nothing we can do or say will bring Osama back, but we hope the bin Laden family will accept restitution of $18 million in recognition of their pain and suffering. No one deserves to endure what you have been through.” Haspel further affirmed that the office was presently working under the presumption that Zacarias Moussaoui acted alone in executing the occasions of 9/11.